(via kristineenicolee)Source: ifuckingloveblink
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
okay I keep seeing this and I felt the need to point out that humans are in fact any shade of brown/tan on the outside, if you mash them they are red, and if you skin them they are pink. no I will not be including photos.
(via kristineenicolee)Source: all1sees
1. Drowning and Starving People in The Sims
The Sims was about life - the mundanities, the joys, accidentally memorizing certain Simlish phrases, everything. So, naturally, the most popular things to do in The Sims revolved around torture and death. There are a lot of ways for your poor, jibberish-spouting, unable-to-walk-around-a-plate Sims to die, but some of the most well-known ways required the active involvement of a player:
- Removing the ladders from the swimming pool is probably the most repeated throughout the internet - the act forced your Sim to swim around aimlessly, getting stronger and stronger, until they tired out and drowned. It was so prevalent that the developers added the ability for Sims to climb out of the pool without a ladder in The Sims 3. Players responded by figuring out you could just build walls around the pool and they could re-live their Dexter-esque glory days.
- The other way was to build walls around a Sim, trapping them and cutting them off from food, until they starved while soaking in their own urine. Their own blue urine.
No Sim, no matter how many times they fall asleep on the front lawn or refuse to clean up their messes, deserves to go like that. At least give them the dignity of burning to death after trying to cook mac ‘n cheese.
(via collegehumor)Source: dorkly.com
WARNING: this may be highly depressing and sad
-I never hit so hard in love
-I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile, so good to me, so right
-I don’t know how to be something that you miss
-But I don’t want to dance, if I’m not dancing with you
-Love was fast and we were us
-Got dressed through the mess and put a smile on my face
-And I wish I could run to you
-And I don’t know how I could do without, I just need you now